slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

(via dee-uh)

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

(via dee-uh)

smallpunk:

insects bug me

(via cumfort)

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

(Source: rocksymom, via nicoosuxx)

finnemoron:

encolures:

excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

I am actually crying.

come on guys if you’re gonna ruin my life you might as well reach the 100,000 point

(via you-found-what-i-hid)

i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here

i’m so so sorry

(Source: nosdrinker, via nicoosuxx)

i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy

(Source: chickiefingie, via nicoosuxx)

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

(via stay-ocean-minded)

discard-and-discover:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

^ this. 

(via nicaaa-magtibay)

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

(via date)